Tidbit
The mischiefs of our titan Ada is bound to take you on a journey filled with self discovery.
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Mrs. Wogu: Ada, What are you doing?
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Ada: New year resolutions mummy. This year will be different. I can feel it!
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Mrs. Wogu (laughing):But you said the same thing last year.
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Dave: Someone took my Maryland double choc chips cookies that I kept in the fridge!
Ada: So why are you making noise in my room?
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Dave: ’cause I came here to make an official announcement.
Ada (smiling): Really now? What’s the announcement?
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Dave: I’m going to investigate this and sniff out the petty thief
Ada(laughing hard):For one cookie? Have fun, Inspector Gadget!
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(Ada staring at the door in shock)
Ada: Blood of Jesus!
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Someone in the shadows (At the door): Ada…
Ada: Blood of Jesus! Blood of Jesus!
Scene Three
Mrs. Wogu: Ada what’s wrong? I came to tell you to lock your windows.
Ada: (Ada let’s out a sigh of relief)
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(Ada knocking at the door late at night)
Ada: Mommy! Mom open the door quickly please!Scene Two
Mrs. Wogu (At the door): Ada, is that you?! What’s wrong? Why are you running?
Ada: Mommy just let me in first. They are chasing me!
Scene Three
(Ada and her mom seated in the room)
Mrs. Wogu: So Ada, why were you running?Ada: I almost got robbed mom. I just escaped from our nocturnal neighbourhood friends.
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(Ada’s boyfriend chatting with Ada over the phone while walking)
Ada’s boyfriend:Hey babe, I’m on your street.(Ada’s boyfriend bumps into Ada’s Mom, groceries fall..)
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Ada’s Mom (angrily): What a stupid boy!
Ada’s boyfriend (angrily): What a reckless woman!
(Bump into each other again, while they try to bend over to pick the groceries)
Scene Three
(Ada shows up)
Ada: Babe? Mom? What’s going on?Scene One
Ada: Lola, I’m tired. I’ve been cracking my head for days now!
Lola (laughing): Because of Valentine?!
Scene Two
Lola: Why not just buy your boyfriend boxers like last year?
Ada: Tah! I have an idea for a really thoughtful gift
Scene Three
Ada (handing over PETROL): HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
Boyfriend: You’re the best girlfriend in the world 😍
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(Ada dreaming about getting married)
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Ada: I don’t believe he broke up with me. It’s like a dream.
Dave: I warned you, didn’t I?
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Ada: I guess I have to let him go.
Dave: Yes please. You should have read the signs.
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(4:30am…Dave’s dad asleep in the background)
Dave’s mom:Kids (chorus): Our Father…Scene Two
(5:00am…Dave’s dad still asleep)
Dave’s mom:Let’s share the grace.Kids (chorus): The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ…
Scene Three
(7:00am)
Dave: Daddy!Dave’s dad (startled awake): Amen!!!
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(Ada in bed)
Ada: I’m depressed.Cathy: Black people don’t get depressed.
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Ada: What?! I can’t even call you racist ‘cause you’re black too!
Cathy: Okay, I’m sorry. The recent happenings in the world are definitely enough.
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Ada: So what do you suggest, Cathy?
Cathy: You should definitely get a therapist. Your mental health is everything.
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Dave’s friend: Dave which drink do you want?
Dave: Just water.
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Other friend (laughing): He doesn’t drink alcohol…he’s a softie!
(Dave gulping down a bottle of beer)
Dave: That’s a lie, I love alcohol!Scene Three
(2mins later, Dave runs off to the bathroom)
Dave: (throws up)© 2022 Afrolady. All Rights Reserved.