Tidbit
The mischiefs of our titan Ada is bound to take you on a journey filled with self discovery.
Scene One
(Dave meets a lady)
Dave:Would you like to go to dinner with me?Lady:I have a date with someone else.
Scene Two
(9PM)
Dave(thinking):I’m never speaking to her again.(10PM: Same lady calls)
Lady:Can you come to meet me?Scene Three
(9PM)
Dave:Yes! Yes! Right away!(Call ends)
Dave (Realizes):I didn’t even ask where.Scene One
Friend: Happy birthday, Ada.
Scene Two
Ada: This year is a special one. Let us toast to…
Friends: The death of the old era and ther start of a new one!
Scene Three
Friends: Long live Queen Ada!!
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Ada: Girls, I don’t know what to do. I have seen this guy everyday since my high school days. We have always stolen glances but I have never had the courage to even say hi.
Friend: Then it’s simple! The next time you see him, just say hi.
Ada:: He looks so posh and rich. I’m not sure I could approach him. The problem is that I feel I’m not good enough for him.
B: Are you looking for rich or true love Ada?
Ada: [giggles] what kind of question is that now, B? Of course I want true love, but I don’t mind true love with a fat pocket
Scene One
Mom: I am going out, dear. Look after your sister.
Gamer Boy: Ok mom.
Scene Two
Sister: I am going out to play with my friends.
Gamer Boy: Okay.
Scene Three
Mom: [comes back] Where is your sister?!
Gamer Boy:…
Scene One
Girl: Good afternoon John, I’m here again.
Boy: Ada, no light again today?
Scene Two Scene Three
Girl: (Oh my God what a beautiful creature. I’m not waiting for anyone please come and talk to me please.)
Boy: Hi beautiful
Girl: (Finally, someone to save me from the dungeon of singlehood.)
Scene One
Girl: I don’t want to kiss you, I have a boyfriend.
Boy: And I have a girlfriend.
Scene Two
Girl: I don’t want us to cheat on our partners.
Boy: But it’s not cheating.
Scene Three
Girl: Then what is it?
Boy: A simple entanglement! Ask Jada.
Scene One
Caption: Ada goes out for Shopping
Ada’s Mom: Ada, the shopping list and the money are on the table. Don’t forget to get them on your way out.
Ada: Ah! This list is long, oh!
Scene Two
Caption: Ada’s mom was glad
Ada: hmmm! I can’t wait to leave this house.
Ada’s mom: Oh dear! You can choose not to go. It would even save my money. I just need to worry about myself and my husband.
Scene Three
Caption: Ada Rejoice over leaving the house soon”
Ada: I’m an adult, remember? And you’re going to miss me when i’m gone.
Protester 2: Why would i miss buying three cups of rice when i can buy three.
Scene One
Caption: Ada took some milk while in school
Teacher: Where did all the milk go?
Scene Two
Caption:Ada replied her teacher
Ada: We must have ran out of milk
Teacher: Please let the supervisor know
Scene Three
Caption: Ada’s bag fall down and sachets of milk fall out”
Ada: No!!
Teacher: I guess we did run out of milk. They ran into your bag.
Scene One
Caption: Ada goes to a Protest with her friend
Ada’s Friend: Won’t we eat before matching?
Ada: We don’t need at the protest. it is for the weak!
Scene Two
Caption:Ada match for the protest
Ada: Solidarity for Ever!!!
Scene Three
Caption: Ada’s and her Friend lined up for food.”
Protester 1: Line up for you jollof!
Protester 2: Excuse Sis, I’m behind you.
Scene One
Caption: Ada goes to the market with her friend
Ada’s Friend: You look so dirty, Ada!
Ada: We are in the market, not a fashion show.
Scene Two
Caption:Ada saw her ex and hides quickly
Ada’s Friend: Did you see a ghost?
Ada: I saw someone worst.
Scene Three
Caption: Ada’s Friend ask who the person was.”
Ada’s Friend: OMG who???
Ada: My Ex! and he is coming here!
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