Tidbit
The mischiefs of our titan Ada is bound to take you on a journey filled with self discovery.
Scene One
Ada and Dave are cooking in the kitchen and making references to a cookbook.
Dave: It states here that we should add two tablespoons of salt to taste.Ada: That is not necessary, I don’t use those measurements, they are never accurate. I’d do it just like momma does it.
Scene Two
Ada: I am going to keep pouring until my ancestors tell me it’s enough.
Dave: That’s not going to end well Ada.
Scene Three
Ada, Dave , and Mrs wogu are seated on the dining table eating together.
Mrs Wogu: (takes a scoop of the sauce and spits out) Ada, what in the name of Lot’s wife is this??!!!Dave: Looks like the ancestors have failed you.
Scene One
Mr and Mrs Wogu are kissing themselves in their living room.
Mr Wogu: You’re my queen, Mrs Wogu.Mrs Wogu: And you make my heart flutter day and night, young sir.
Scene Two
Ada is walking into the house, and stars dangle on her head when she sees them kissing.
Ada’s father: You! what are you looking at?Scene Three
Ada walks off furiously in the opposite direction
Ada: Even these old people are in love. God when would I find love too?Scene One
Dave: Ada what do you want to do differently this year?
Ada(revealing a list with “STOP PROCRASTINATING” as item 1): I have a long list.
Scene Two
Dave: Great! Let’s take guitar lessons now.
Ada (turning on the TV as she walks away): Maybe later Dave. I don’t want to do that right now.
Scene Three
Dave (confused, staring at at Ada’s list)
Scene One
Ada(thinking to herself): I’m going to start a business! I have too many clothes anyways, I would open a thrift store
Scene Two
Customer (attempting to purchase): How much is this?
Ada(snatching the top away):Oh, it’s my favorite brouhaha top. Sorry, it’s not for sale! I can’t sell that.
Scene Three
Ada(as the customer walks away): Oops! Seems like I’m not ready to make money
Scene One
Trina(knocking on the door): Ada! It’s Trina!
Ada: Oh Trina. Hold on.
Scene Two
Trina:I wanted to ask if you can lend me some money, I promise to pay back.
Ada:I’m sorry, I can’t. Marie and Ruth lent you some cash over the week. Your parents are well to do, why must you keep lending?
Scene Three
Trina: It’s just that, I played a game with some friends, I lost and i need to pay back. I already spent my allowance. I promise to pay back ASAP.
Ada: I’m sorry Trina, your gambling addiction is getting out of hand.
Scene One
Dave: Hi
AfroLady: Hi
Scene Two
A book with her contact details falls from her bag
Scene Three
Dave: Yes!!
Scene Four
AfroLady (over the phone): Hello
Dave: Hi, I found something tthat belongs to you, can we meet?
AfroLady: Sure, why not?
Scene One
Mrs. Wogu: Ada, why is your room so messy? What have you been doing all day?
Ada(speaking through tears): mmm…am…dm…lmm
Mrs. Wogu: What did you say young lady?!
Scene Two
Ada: I said I will do it later.
Scene Three
Mrs. Wogu: What’s wrong my love? Talk to me.
Scene Four
Ada: He left me mom. Martin left me.
Mrs. Wogu: Let it all out my cry baby, sometimes it’s good to cry.
Scene One
Ada: I’m so grateful. Thank you!
Friend: You’re welcome.
Scene Two
Friend: Your birthday mate, Eve. Her boyfriend really spoiled her.
Ada: Really?! Let me see!
Scene Three
Ada: God!! Am I a spoon???
Scene One
Friend 1: Wahala, where are you going so early in the morning?
Ada: I’m going to the preach at Sunday school isn’t it obvious? Abeg leave me!
Scene Two
Ada: I’ve been waiting for you, let’s go.
Friend 2: Sorry I’m late.
Scene Three
Ada: The key to weight loss is to always have like-minded people around you, now, if you’ll excuse me.(Ada and her other friend rush off to the gym)
Scene One
(Dave standing before his parents)
Dave’s Dad: What do you have to say about your failure?
Dave: Nothing sir
Scene Two
Dave’s Dad : So what made you fail?
Dave: Nothing sir.
Scene Three
(Dave dodging a thrown shoe)
Dave’s Dad(angrily): Stupid boy!
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