Tidbit
The mischiefs of our titan Ada is bound to take you on a journey filled with self discovery.

Scene One
(Ada in bed)
Ada: I’m depressed.Cathy: Black people don’t get depressed.
Scene Two
Ada: What?! I can’t even call you racist ‘cause you’re black too!
Cathy: Okay, I’m sorry. The recent happenings in the world are definitely enough.
Scene Three
Ada: So what do you suggest, Cathy?
Cathy: You should definitely get a therapist. Your mental health is everything.

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Dave’s friend: Dave which drink do you want?
Dave: Just water.
Scene Two
Other friend (laughing): He doesn’t drink alcohol…he’s a softie!
(Dave gulping down a bottle of beer)
Dave: That’s a lie, I love alcohol!Scene Three
(2mins later, Dave runs off to the bathroom)
Dave: (throws up)
Scene One
(Dave asleep)
Lady in Dave’s dream: I really like you, Dave. I think you’re a cool guy.Scene Two
(Dave’s mom enters the room)
Dave’s mom: What’s happening son?Dave:I think I just found my Bae-in-faith.
(Dave falls of the bed while sleeping)
Scene Three
Dave’s mom: Where?!
Dave: In my dream.

Scene One
Ada: I feel like I forgot something important, but I’m not sure…
Scene Two
(Ada after boarding a bus)
Conductor: Your money, madam?(Realization)
Ada: OMG! I forgot my wallet!Scene Three
(Bus stops)
Conductor (Pushing Ada out): Get out of my bus!
Scene One
(Dave meets a lady)
Dave:Would you like to go to dinner with me?Lady:I have a date with someone else.
Scene Two
(9PM)
Dave(thinking):I’m never speaking to her again.(10PM: Same lady calls)
Lady:Can you come to meet me?Scene Three
(9PM)
Dave:Yes! Yes! Right away!(Call ends)
Dave (Realizes):I didn’t even ask where.
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Friend: Happy birthday, Ada.
Scene Two
Ada: This year is a special one. Let us toast to…
Friends: The death of the old era and ther start of a new one!
Scene Three
Friends: Long live Queen Ada!!

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Ada: Girls, I don’t know what to do. I have seen this guy everyday since my high school days. We have always stolen glances but I have never had the courage to even say hi.
Friend: Then it’s simple! The next time you see him, just say hi.
Ada:: He looks so posh and rich. I’m not sure I could approach him. The problem is that I feel I’m not good enough for him.
B: Are you looking for rich or true love Ada?
Ada: [giggles] what kind of question is that now, B? Of course I want true love, but I don’t mind true love with a fat pocket

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Mom: I am going out, dear. Look after your sister.
Gamer Boy: Ok mom.
Scene Two
Sister: I am going out to play with my friends.
Gamer Boy: Okay.
Scene Three
Mom: [comes back] Where is your sister?!
Gamer Boy:…

Scene One
Girl: Good afternoon John, I’m here again.
Boy: Ada, no light again today?
Scene Two Scene Three
Girl: (Oh my God what a beautiful creature. I’m not waiting for anyone please come and talk to me please.)
Boy: Hi beautiful
Girl: (Finally, someone to save me from the dungeon of singlehood.)

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Girl: I don’t want to kiss you, I have a boyfriend.
Boy: And I have a girlfriend.
Scene Two
Girl: I don’t want us to cheat on our partners.
Boy: But it’s not cheating.
Scene Three
Girl: Then what is it?
Boy: A simple entanglement! Ask Jada.
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