The Adventures of Mrs. Wogu
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Caption: Ada’s Mum has a get together with her old friends.
Mrs. Wogu: I’ve missed my dear friends. How has the year been for you all?
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Caption:Her friends go on to narrate how their year has been.
Friend 1:My daughter is getting married next month!
Friend 2: My son, Chika, just got a fully funded admission into ‘Haaar-vard’.
Friend 3: I’d soon be a grandmother. My daughter is expecting twins!
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Caption: Ada’s mum looks worried.
Mrs. Wogu: That’s splendid news. Unlike my daughter who has run away with a man.
Read Inspired Story: Grainy Apocalypse: One Night In A Personalized Hell
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Caption: Ada and her mother are in the sitting room.
Ada’s Mum: Is this not Aisha getting married? (looking at a wedding card) This girl is your age mate.
Ada: Mum!
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Ada’s Mum: Get a husband. I want my grandchildren. I’m getting old!
Ada: I’ll try my best.
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Ada: Mum, I have found a man I want to marry. He’s handsome and God-fearing, but he’s unemployed for now.
Ada’s Mum: What? You’re better off not married.
Read Inspired Story: Covid 19 Pandemic Activities To keep Your Children Confined To The House
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Ada: Mom, it’s our freshers’ welcome party this weekend.
Ada’s Mom: Which party?
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Ada: The one my friends are organizing.
Ada’s Mom: Which friends?
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Ada’s Mom: You did not hear about the Lockdown? Have you been living in a tunnel?
Ada: I thought it was just for workers?
Read Inspired Story: When We Where Young And Free
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Ada’s Mom (Mrs Wogu): Yes I am. What’s the problem?
Ada’s Friend : Ada has not left the room for a week now.
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Ada’s Mom (Mrs Wogu): (talking to Ada) Why have you not been going to classes?
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Ada: Greg Left me.
Ada’s Mom (Mrs Wogu): What!?
Read inspired Story: My Dating Experience
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Ada’s Mom : Honey, I think I have entered ‘the Pig’s Sty’.
Ada : Mummy no, it’s our house.
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Caption: Ada appears in a blue superhero costume
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Ada’s Mom: Citizen pig, From today I will require a sidekick to help save this STY-DOM.
Ada: Supermom, Supergirl is on the rescue.
Read Inspired Story: I left: Dare and Fate
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Ada : (dreaming) Why is My mother in space with a bucket of water?
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Caption: Ada’s mother pours her a bucket of water as she sleeps
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Ada: Ah! Mama, I was in space!
Ada’ Mom: Space Monkey, it’s past 10 am. Get on with your chores
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Ada’s Mom: Wake up! I want to talk to you.
Ada: Mummy, what’s the matter?
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Ada’s Mom: You are 29 years old, no boyfriend, no sign of marriage.
Ada: Mummy, work is too hectic for that. At the right time.
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Ada’s Mum: I knew you will say that. Every time, Work! Work! Work! I registered you on Tinder Naija, take the details.
Ada: Mummy no na!Read Inspired Story: I Left: Dare and fate
